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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 10, 2011 14:56:06 GMT -5
Tell me something, Horace. How is it that I am the nurse, yet you still get the nickname "The Doctor"
Surely, if anyone deserves that title it's me.
>D
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 10, 2011 14:57:22 GMT -5
Billie, Billie, Billie. Haven't we been over this before? You may be the nurse, but I'm the love doctor. And there's no illness I can't cure. *wink*
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 10, 2011 14:59:56 GMT -5
*laughs and shakes her head* Wait...you know, I think we have been over this before. And it always ends the same way. Me challenging you to a nurse off, which of course you never accpet because you're too afraid you'll lose. And you know why? Because I'm a superstar! A superstar with a scalpel!...a wand!
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 10, 2011 15:02:16 GMT -5
And, my dear, sweet, silly Billie, why would I accept a nurse off? I'm not a nurse; I'm a doctor. And you may be a superstar with a wand; but I'm a superstar with a wand of a different kind. You remember, don't you?
[I'm a bit too good at creepy Slughorn, I think.]
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 10, 2011 15:03:35 GMT -5
*rolls eyes* I guess I walked right into that one, didn't I? But honey... *puts arm around you* I don't think your wand really performed as well as you like to think it did. You remember my diary, don't you?
[LMAO you really are finding this far too easy LOL]
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 10, 2011 15:04:29 GMT -5
*stares* ..... Oh, sorry, were you saying something? I was just watching your mouth. And I was thinking.... Well, you don't want to know. Anyways, what?
[I'm actually creeping myself out a little *dead* I nearly allowed myself to quote creepy-Tennant directly, LOL, but I couldn't quite let myself do it.]
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 10, 2011 15:33:34 GMT -5
*takes arm off and pushes you away* Oh, I was just saying how ridiculous your name is. Did your parents hate you, or something? *smirksmirk*
[ROFLMAO is it bad that I know exactly which quote you mean, even though I haven't watched Secret Smile in at least a year?]
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 10, 2011 22:01:37 GMT -5
*grumbles* *brushes wrinkles out of suit* You know, that kind of violence? Some people might say I could file charges. But I won't, because I'm just such a good friend. And really, you're mocking 'Horace,' Billie? Isn't that usually a boy's name? Did your parents hate you, or something?
[ROFL, I don't think so. But again, remember who you're talking to LOL.]
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 11, 2011 9:48:38 GMT -5
You are so full of it! I hardly touched you. Besides; there's no point in you acting like you didn't enjoy it. *hand on hip* And, Noo. *shaking head* They didn't hate me. They just....*mumbles* Wanted a boy, that's all.
[LMFAO, I think the fact that there is two of us; doubles the chances of this all being normal and healthy rofl!]
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 11, 2011 12:50:20 GMT -5
Oh, hardly touched me, did you? Well, we'll see about that when I'm black and blue thanks to you. Mind you, I wouldn't mind you making me black and blue other ways... *WINKWINKCREEPYCREEPY* You see, my parents didn't hate me either; they just wanted me to stand out. Or something along those lines. *mutters to self*
[LOL, I think you're right. *dead*]
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 11, 2011 12:52:56 GMT -5
Ha! You really can't help yourself, can you? I bet you couldn't last a day without making an inappropriate joke, or, or a crude comment. And I'll tell you why, because you lack self control. *shrugs*
and I don't care what anyone says, I looked adorable in my blue one-piece, and I totally wanted football wallpaper. *still muttering*
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 11, 2011 12:53:24 GMT -5
*smirk* Oh, I'm sure I could, Billie, I'm sure I could. But the more important question is, would you last a day without me making them? You enjoy the attention, really. I bet if I stopped making crude remarks and inappropriate jokes, you'd beg me to start again. And I'll tell you why; because you lack self control. *shrug* *creepycreepy*
*snorts* Oh, I'm sure! *looks you up and down* You know, you'd look good in a blue one-piece now... I mean, you'd look better with it on the floor, but still.
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 11, 2011 12:55:14 GMT -5
Oh please. I would revel in the opportunity to not feel like some kind of sexual object. Because, let me tell you a secret about women. *leans in closer* See you, you think you know all there is to know. You think this works? Well you're wrong, because this. This is lust. And when it comes down to it, women don't want lust. They want love. *stands up straight*
*scoffs* Look, there you go again. Self control? Nada.
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 11, 2011 12:57:16 GMT -5
*leans in closer* And let me tell you a secret about me, Bills. I don't want love; I am perfectly content with lust. And when it comes down to it, this works perfectly well to get that. *leans back* Besides, you know I'm not a 'love' kind of guy. Commitment and I, we just don't get along.
You know, Bills; self control is highly overrated. If you just let go, you'd have so much more fun. For instance, if you let go of that shirt you're wearing....
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 11, 2011 12:59:05 GMT -5
*grins* Hey, Horace? You do know thats not a secret, right?
*sighs, and frowns slightly* I do know it, I know it better than anyone. .... Anyway, this doesn't take away from the fact that you can't do it. It's not that you don't want to, you're just incapable.
*fakes surprise* Oh look, there you go again! *pats your shoulder, patronizingly* You have an addiction, an obsession, an unearthly desire to flaunt about in your need for sex. [*face/palms*]
And, I'll have you know that I am perfectly happy with my self control. It's always served me well! Look at me; I'm stable, together, I have a job which I love and I am completely in control. See. Happy. *points to smile*
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