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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 11, 2011 13:50:40 GMT -5
*doesn't like that he is causing sighs* *feels guilty* *tries to think of something to say that would make this better* ...*opens mouth* *shuts it again* *sighs and shuts eyes briefly*
*glances up to see your brow furrowed* *wonders why this is* *doesn't dare ask in case it's something he doesn't want to know* *sighawkwardsigh* *takes hands out of pockets* *fidgets* .... *shoves hands back in pockets* *rocks back and forth on his heels* *dislikes awkward silence*
*thinks shoelaces are getting a bit frayed* *thinks he ought to replace them* *considers saying this just to say something* ..... *decides it would be a weird thing to say* *also shakes head* *attempts to find something else to say* ...So. ..... *has nothing else to say* *cringes and continues rocking on his heels*
*looks up* *watches you for a minute* *turns away again* *scolds self inwardly for being stupid and not knowing what to say* ....*realizes some of the scolding was coming out in whispers* *shuts mouth quickly* *looks everywhere but at you*
*chuckles a little* Yeah, sweet. Sure, we'll go with that. Much better than the nerdy kid that I was. *winks* *thinks you are trying very hard to keep peace* *is glad for this, because is still slightly bitter* *is mostly glum though*
*will not be telling anyone about eye contact* *will just brood about it quietly to himself later* *awkward tense awkward glum and slightly bitter*
[LOL, Billie and Slughorn both do too much *dead* *frames certificate* *hangs it on the mantle* *is proud* And LOL, Hoppy is quite deserving.]
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 11, 2011 13:51:06 GMT -5
*Almost thinks the fighting was better than the silence* *almost* *Still doesn't want to fight* *keeps quiet* *sees you shutting your eyes* *uses this as an excuse to say something* .... are you tired? *asks quietly*
*Awkward awkward* *silent tension* *not too sure whether to stand or sit (or which she is already doing)* *hands still in pocket* *feels something in there* *confused* *pulls it out and looks* *sighs and puts it back, remembering to give it back later* *was Alice's screwed up school books bill*
*still looking at sneakers* *also doesn't know what to say* ... so.... *thinks he definitely got them on a friday* *notices frayed laces* You might need some new laces.... they're.... *stops talking about such a stupid topic* *wouldn't dare suggest a new pair of sneakers*
*looks up at you as you start to mutter-whisper* *wraps arms around self* *looks at the floor* *worried things are going to get ugly again* *sighs* *glum nervous*
*slight laugh* Well... how about nerdy sweet? *glad no one has raised their voice for a while* *still glum* *sad that you look glum* *guilty sad awkward glum some bitter*
[LOL *hosts a party to show off the prizes* roflmaoimh]
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 11, 2011 13:53:06 GMT -5
*wonders how angry you would be if he made a crude remark* ...*decides it doesn't matter, cause anything is better than the awkward* *quickly changes mind after reminding himself that he made a promise to try* *is startled by your question* *opens eyes and jumps slightly* *stumbles backward and falls over* ...*can't be bothered to get up* *half grins from the ground* Yes; tired.
*feels something poking him in his back pocket* *rolls sideways a little to pull it out* So that's what I did with my Eagles cassette! *holds it up cheerfully* ..*only cheerful for a moment* Looks like it went through the wash a couple times... *shrug* *stuffs it into jacket pocket where it won't poke him* *glances at you* ... *awkwardawkwardglumglum*
*amused that you noticed his laces* *doesn't say anything; just nods* *leans forward and tugs at laces* *is glad you didn't suggest new sneakers because this would surely have caused an argument*
*looks at you* *feels bad because you look glum and nervous* *smiles comfortingly only to realize you're not look* *frowns* *wonders when this friendship became so difficult* *glumglumsadglumbitterglum*
*brief grin* Nerdy sweet it is, then! 'spose it's fairly accurate. *pauses a moment with mouth hanging open slightly* *thinks no one has called him sweet in a long time, especially not you* *shuts mouth* *broods* *glum and sad and awkward and bitter and glum glum glum glum*
[ROFLIMH. *does the robot at this party* Yeah. Skillzzzzz. >D LOL]
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 11, 2011 13:53:54 GMT -5
*tries not to laugh as you fall* Are you okay?? *Refuses to ask if you need to be checked over in fear of setting up a crude remark* *wonders if she should help you up* *coward; doesn't dare* We've been doing this for a while... We should probably go to bed soon *eyes wide* sleep! We should probably go to sleep soon...in our own beds. *stops talking* *worries she may have given the illusion she wants to bed you* *looks anywhere but at you* *awkward awkward idiot!Billie awkward*
*smiles at your cheerful* *misses cheerful!Slughorn* *not sure what to say about the cassette* *awkward.....thinks* Aww, do you have another copy? *be's polite* *awkwardglumtense*
*Not sure what to say again* *feels stupid for bringing up his laces* *thinks she turned his attention even more to his shoes now*
*looks up to see you frown* *frowns also* *Still has no idea what to say* *Wonders what they used to talk about before everything got so hard* *too glum and awkward to remember* *bitter slightly from thinking back* *inspects finger nails* *thinks she should cut them soon*
*looks up* *thinks she saw you smile again for a second* *wonders if she imagined it* *goes back to inspecting nails* Yeah, suppose. *shrugs* *akward tense bitter glum sad*
[YOU GOT THE MOVES GURLFRIEND! *dead*]
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 11, 2011 14:01:32 GMT -5
*sees you trying not to laugh* *wishes you would just laugh because it would make the situation a little bit less awkward* ...Oh, go on! Laugh! Would it help if I was more dramatic? *falls backwards and rolls about dramatically* I've fallen and I can't get up! *lifts head to look at you* *grins* *raises eyebrow at panicked!Billie* *thinks panicked!Billie is adorable* *sighglumsigh* Relax, Bills. I made you a promise, and I'm not going to break it this time. *moresighmoreglum* *bitter for having brought up last promise* *lays head back down* *realizes its a little strange to be laying down* *sits up* *stares up at sky/ceiling*....*thinks its odd he doesn't know if he's outside or inside*
*glad to have made you smile if only for a moment* *shrug* I might have; I remember seeing a few cassettes in the bottom of my underwear drawer....*hopes you don't think he brought up the underwear drawer intentionally* *wonders why you would think that in the first place* *thinks he is being paranoid* *scolds himself silently for being paranoid* *awkwardglumawkward*
....*tugs on laces some more* *accidentally unties shoe*...*doesn't want to retie it* *stares at shoe as if it should retie itself* *staresstaresstares* *realizes staring is probably making him look crazy* Er... *glances at your shoes* Do those have laces on them? We could go... lace shopping. *cringes at stupid remark* *stares at shoe*
*watches you* *wishes he knew what you were thinking* *thinks he used to know what you were thinking when you would get all broody* *thinks his bitterness has made him lose that* ...*scolds himself for admitting to bitterness, even if it was only in his head* *slightly bitter from thinking about this* *broods* *unties other shoe angrily* *mutters*Ha! Now you're both untied; I showed you.....*sulk*
*looks up* *sees you inspecting your nails* *inspects them from far away* ...Do the sick children ever complain that your nails are scratching them? *blink* *feels stupid* *stares at shoes* *bitter awkward tense glum*
[LOL, I didn't even see the brackets when I read your comment last night *dead* But I do have the moves. *pops collar* *puts on john travolta's suit from Saturday Night Fever* *discos*]
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 11, 2011 14:01:49 GMT -5
*dead* Slughorn does too much.Thus your reply is two parts. [UPDATE: No, it's not, but it was on myspace.] It may have just been google chrome being douchey with me and saying I got cut off, LOL, but I wasn't willing to take that chance and lose half my comment.
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 11, 2011 14:02:55 GMT -5
*amused at falling!Slughorn* *face/palms and laughs* You're such an idiot... *still laughing* *realize you might take idiot as an insult* I mean, you know. The good kind of idiot. *glances around the room and then back at you* *sad smile at the mention of the promise* *bitter about the promise but recognizes that you are trying* *smiles slightly and nods before looking down to try and show she recognizes this* *can't remember if she is standing or sitting* *decides she is sitting* *follows gaze up to the ceiling/sky briefly* *Also finds it odd they don't know whether they are inside or outside*
*thinks it'd be quite odd if you had the same cassette twice* Right... good. *mentally kicks herself for not knowing what to say* *thinks she is being ridiculous* *notices you look as if you are having some kind of argument inside you head* *thinks its silly she still remembers the face you pull when you are scolding yourself silently when she clearly no longer likes you that way* *hates that she remembers the face* *is not in denial* *is not* *glumbitterawkward*
*knows she turned his attention back to his laces* *wonders why you now seem to be having a staring competition with your laces* Errrrm... *thrown off by the random question and suggestion* Er no, they're just slip ons, see? *lifts trouser leg to show you shoe* But I do have other shoes with laces... *trails off*
*thinks the argument with your shoes isn't over* *watches you quietly* *thinks the shoe may have lost* *sympathizes with the shoe* *realizes she is crazy for thinking she has something in common with a shoe*
*looks away from finger nails* *thinks thats quite a strange question to ask* *still, is happy to have something to talk about and hopefully make it less awkward* Err not really, no. Well Alice Adams once tried to say I was responsible for an old scar.... *shakes head* But Alice Adams says a lot of things... *bitterbitterglumglum*
[LMFAO *gets the mirror ball spinning, and the disco lights flashing* and I think it may have been Google chrome because I'm sure Slughorn has done more than that before LOL Billie has done a lot this time...I hope it all fits in 1 rofl Also, not that you will notice but Safari made me change all my spellings to the American way of spelling lol though I suppose that will be just normal for you. Also, it did not fit in 1…now I must post 2. What a chore lmao We do way too much. WDTM <--we do to much roflmao]
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 11, 2011 14:04:29 GMT -5
*glad to have gotten you to laugh* *grins* I think I'm adorable. [LMAO, couldn't resist. *dead*] *notices sad smile* *regrets bringing up old promise* *broods some more* *wonders what he's brooding about, because he cleary has nothing to be bitter about at all* *definitely not in denial* *definitely not* *bitter bitter bitter bitter bitter bitter bitter* *continues staring at the ceiling* *decides they are inside*
*thinks about other things he may have a copy of in his underwear drawer* *giggles* *realizes giggling isn't very manly* *clears throat* *manly!Slughorn* Yes. Very good. I also have a slingshot in my underwear drawer. And... swimsuit magazines. Lots of them. *satisfied that these manly things make up for his giggle* *shifty eyes* *awkward awkward*
*glowers at shoe some more* *wonders if it would be weird to take shoe off and throw it across the room* *decides it would be very, very weird* *keeps shoe on, but continues to glower* .... *glances at your shoes* Oh, er, well... they're very nice slip ons. .... *thinks complimenting your shoes was also not very manly* *mutters* Slingshot. Magazines. *shifty eyes* *more awkward*
*has defeated shoes* *is smug* *notices you watching* I was just, ah, my shoe... *trails off* *embarrassed* *glowers at shoe some more for having made him look foolish* *will get shoe later* ...*realizes he is plotting to take revenge on an inanimate object* *unbothered by this realization*
*chuckles* Yes, Alice does say a lot of things. Do you know, last year she came up to me before class and offered to give me the thermos of soup from a care package her mother had sent if I would teach class shirtless? I mean, I did it; you know how I am about soup... But still, it was hardly appropriate. *grin* *glad you brought up Alice* *has plenty of Alice-stories and thinks this could be a good topic*
[*sets up a flashy dance floor* DISCO FEVER! LOL. And rofl, that's what I was thinking! Damn google chrome! I hope this fits in one, because... I don't feel like posting two, LMAO. Stupid myspace. ...Of course it doesn't fit, LOL. *sigh* I suppose I'll do two comments, but I don't have to enjoy it. *punches myspace* WRDDTM. <---we really do do too much, LMAO.]
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on Aug 8, 2011 16:53:46 GMT -5
*Shakes head a little bit* Yeah, I think you are t...*coughs* I think you would think that... is what I meant. [ROFLMAO you just mixed two of my loves together LOL I applaud you] *sees you brooding* *also broods* *thinks any awkwardness, tension and bitter their laughing just pushed away has come flying back in through the window... since they are inside* *NOT bitter or in denial at all* *glum sad awkward tense bitter but not bitter*
*Worried about Slughorn's giggling* *thinks he could be hiding something* *also thinks his giggling is kind of cute* *hates self for thinking so* *shakes head at attempted-manly!slughorn* *Also thinks attempted-manly!Slughorn is quite cute* *hates self again* *thinks she needs to get a hold of herself* You would.... Wait, what would you need a sling shot for? In your underwear drawer? *thinks she should stop questioning your randomness* *wonders why you are still angry at your shoes when you clearly won that battle* *looks down at own shoes and smiles* Thank you. *Remembers she got these in the sales last January* *doesn't say so since before now, the mention of shoes and shoe shopping has always sent you to sleep* I do like them, but since they are slip ons well....they slip off quite easily. *wiggles foot and shoe fly off* *didn't actually mean to make shoe fly off* *thinks it looks like she was attempting to prove a point* ...I lost my shoe. [ROFLMAO and this is what you get]
*wonders if you just turned a teeny bit red* *thinks embarrassed!Slughorn is pretty cute* *thinks she needs to stop thinking you are cute* *tries to remember all the reasons why you are a pig so she doesn't start falling for you again* *because she is not already there, obviously* *No denial whatsoever* *wonders if it will ever be over between you and your shoes* *knows how sometimes, you can hold a grudge*
*laughs the first real laugh of the day or night, doesn't know which* *shakes her head* I'm surprised you dared to eat anything Alice gives you...I know I wouldn't. You know, I'm sure there isn't anything she wouldn't do. *ponders before laughing slightly* But please... you didn't need the soup, you'd take any excuse to get the young girls swooning at you. *teases* *thinks its ironic that the girl who would must want to push them apart, is helping to bring them together* *glad thinks seem a little less awkward, at least for now*
[LMFAO! You're too cool...and I know this won't fit in one comment; just looking at it I can see WRDDTM roflmao]
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