Anything but BITTER.

[BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS]

Okay...
*shakes head bitter*

*bitter bitter*






















[This isn't your real comment I just...wanted to be bitter LOL]

[BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS]

*starts pacing*
Will you not accept any of the blame?
Not even a teeny, little bit? Like 5%?
*bitter, bitter still paces bitterly*
5% so we can say it was on us both, and finally put it behind us once and for all?
*sigh bitter*

Yeah....they do.
*bitter bitter*
*looks down*
*sighs, bitter bitter sighing*
*awkward silence*

*bitter sad bitter sad bitter sad*
*more awkward silence*
*bitter bitter*

*Doesn't find this funny but lets out a short thats not funny laugh turned into eye-rolling sigh*
*sad sad*
Well I don't want to fight either!
*bitterly snaps*
You think this is fun for me?
It's not like I enjoy fighting with you....
*bitter bitter more upset bitter*
*sits down again*
*sighs*
Well let's just not fight.
Surely we can do that, right?
*doubtful bitter*

[LOL I know, I feel so bad for them! ROFLMAO he did apologise, Slughorn is a big man *dead*]

[HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN]

*bitter bitter bitter bitter*
*sulk sulk*
*inappropriate comment*
*bitter bitter*
*jealous bitter bitter jealous*
*bitter sad bitter*
*bitter bitter*
*creepy bitter*
.........did I mention *bitter*?

[I'm sensing you are bitter, sir.]

[HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN]

*watches you pace*
........
*turns away and glowers at the floor by your feet*
*grinds teeth* *clenches and unclenches jaw*
*glowers some more*
*mutters through teeth*
I suppose that I am... partially to blame.
*refuses to look up* *does not like giving in and does not know why he is doing it*
*bitter bitter*

*awkward bitter*
*bitter awkward*
Billie..... *sighs*
*continues staring at the ground by your feet*
*bitterglumglumglum*

*rubs temples*
I didn't say you enjoyed it, Bills.
I just said I didn't want to do it anymore!
And look at us, we're even fighting over that!
*sigh* *glumglumbitterbitter*
*looks up, furrows brow and frowns*
I hope so, Bills. I really do.
And I... I promise I'll try to behave myself.
Try being the key word.
*defeated bitter glum bitter*

[ROFL, I know! Poor them. *pats their heads* And LOL, isn't he? You have no idea how hard it was to NOT have him speaking in third person.]

[BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS]

*shocked*
*jaw drops slightly*
*closes mouth*
I...did you...?
*takes deep breath*
Thank you.
*almost half smiles*
I guess 10% would be pushing it?
*half jokes*

*watches you watching the ground*
*still bitter*
*sighs*
*looks away*

*disbelief laughs*
*shakes head*
I hope so too, we always said we'd stay friends afterall.
*props up knee and lays on it*
...and if we can't stop fighting then there's really no hope for that, at all.
*glares*
Promise?...where have I heard that before
*muttering*
*yep, still bitter. bitter bitter bitter*
Don't try, Horace. You shouldn't have to try to do anything.
That's just....it's how you are.
*bitter gloomy glum*
It's how it is...and me?
*leans head on hand with a bitter sigh*
I need to stop trying to chan....
*trails off* *bitter*
*sigh*
I guess that's always been my problem.
*bitter sad bitter*

[ROFL its okay, earlier I completely read it as if it were in third person. The words somehow converted themselves to it in my mind LOL and I just lost this whole comment again, but luckily this time I copied it. I learn well from my mistakes *dead*]

[HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN]

*glances up*
*half smiles*
Don't push your luck, Bills. I can only swallow so much pride at any given moment.
*returns gaze to the ground*
*bitter bitter bitter bitter*

*bitter glum bitter*
*looks up to find you looking away*
*is sad for this*

*chuckles (yep, you guessed it!) bitterly*
Haven't done so well at that, have we?
*sighbittersighglumbitter*
*glances up again*
*feels guilty*
Bills... I really am sorry. I...
*sighsighsigh*
*wonders why he can't say what he wants to*
*bitterglumbitter*
*stares at the ground some more*
*smiles sadly* But it's not how I always was, Bills; I should be able to be normal with you, not make you uncomfortable all the time.
I'm not saying I won't still be crude with you; I'm just saying... I'm going to try not to do it as much?
*sigh* *thinks this sounds like a difficult goal*
*watches you* *frowns*
Billie... *trails off* *feels guilty*
*sigh sigh bitter bitter glum glum*

[LOL, oh the power of third person *dead* And I am so proud of you for learning from your mistakes! *pets poor, sad Billie and Slughorn*]

[BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS]

*eye contact*
I thought as much.
*sad smile*
Worth a shot though, right?
*looks away*

*bitter unhappy*
*looks around the room*
*anywhere but at you*
*sad glumful bitter*

*bitter heh*
Not really, no. Though...
*makes excuses*
I suppose, it wasn't exactly easy having to see each other everyday...
*sighs*
You couldn't have read my diary over the summer?
*laughs in a bitter-like fashion*
*doesn't know why she made the joke*
*not ready for making jokes about it*
*oh look at this...bitter!*

*is glad he said sorry*
*doesn't know what to say to it*
*just nods*
*still sad, bitter, glum etc*

*sits up straight* (I sat up straight in reals here, so I thought I'd put it in LOL)
*glances over at you*
*wide eyes*
*wants to believe you*
I....
*sighs unhappily, with a hint of bitter*
And I'll try not to be so rude to you...or call you all those horrible names.
*also feels guilty*
*thinks, that just maybe they could be getting somewhere*
*doesn't want to get hopes up*
*sigh bitter unhappy bitter glum sigh&

[LOL its incredible...and I got too cocky. I lost it again LOL I had written much less this time though; luckily. and I know!! *cuddles them*]

[HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN]

*sad smile*
Yes, well...
*is sad because you looked away*
*bitterglumbitter*

*fidgets*
*awkward silence*
*fidgets some more*
*tugs at suit jacket*

*does not find this funny*
*laughs anyways*
*awkward bitter*
*fidgets more*
*pulls at hair*

*bitterbitterawkwardbitter*
*sigh*
*wonders why he has so much trouble trying to think of things to say*
*bitter bitter glum bitter confused*

*laughs slightly*
You can call me whatever you want, Bills. Just - Oh, wait, I'm not making crude remarks.
*winks*
...*still feels guilty*
*attempts to hide it*
*frowns*
*fails*
*bittersighglumbitterbittersighglumglum*

[*dead* I didn't lose it! I'm so proud. And *dead* *cuddles them also*]


[UPDATED BRACKETS: I just wanted to say... I'm not sure why I was proud of myself for not losing my comment, 'cause I don't remember ever losing any of my comments, LOLOL. Just a general thing, I guess. If I can be proud of that, then what else can I be proud of? I didn't stop breathing just now! I'm so proud. :D]

[BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS]

*sad bitter*
*thinks you looked away first but whatever...bitter*
*hates the silence*
*glum bitter*

*shuffles feet*
*bitterglumsad*
*awkward silence awkward akward*
*hums quietly to self*

*regrets telling joke*
*stupid stupid joke*
*watches you*
*bitter awkward*
Don't pull your hair....
*takes your hand off your hair*
You have nice hair, you shouldn't ruin it.
*shrugs and looks down*

*bitterbitter*
*wishes she knew what to say*
*bitter awkward*
*didn't think friendship could ever be this hard*
*awkward bitter sad*
So...the other day, I pretty much watch a frog eat a fly...
*still awkward*
*bad conversation starter*

*shakes head and laughs slightly*
*half smiles*
But really.....Thank you....
*awkwardbitter*
*is sad you're sad*
*feels guilty for seeing you sad*
*dislikes seeing you so defeated and broken*
*hates that its her who done it to you*
*glumbitterguiltysadbitterawkwardohsadsad*

[LOL Go you! I didn't this time! I am feeling cocky again ;D roflmao and cuddles them some more]

[HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN]

*realizes it's hypocritical to not like you looking away when he looked away first*
*is too bitter to be bothered*
*sigh* *sadbittersadsad*

*continues fidgeting*
*hates the awkward silence*
*bitter, glum, and now tense, too*
*fidget fidget*

*blink*
*stares at your hand*
......
*realizes he is staring and quickly looks away*
Oh, erm, right...
*fidgetfidgetfidgetbitterfidget*

*opens mouth*
... *closes it again*
*frowns*
*doesn't like not being able to talk to you*
....
*laughs quietly* Oh, yeah? A fly, huh?
I once watched a lion eat a gazelle. Though, now I think about it, that was on the television...
*trails off*
*slightly bemused, but still sad and bitter*

*returns half smile*
'Course, Billie. I...
I don't want...
I don't want to lose you.
*doesn't know why he admitted this*
*frowns some more*
*doesn't like seeing you sad either*
*tries to smile but grimaces instead*
*gives up and stares at the floor some more*
*guilty bitter glum bitter sad bitter awkward bitter bitter sad*

[LOL, I didn't even nearly lose it! *hugs self proudly* *pets Billie and Slughorn*]

[UPDATED BRACKETS: Again, lmao. I didn't even NEARLY stop breathing just now! *hugs self proudly*]

[BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS]

*sad*
*bitter*
*awkward*
*and not looking*
*no looking*
*gloom*

*stops humming*
*made things worse; more awkward and more tense*
*scratches back of neck*
*stops*
*sighs bitter*
*strongly dislikes the awkward, the tense, the silence*

*sees you staring at hand*
*quickly removes it*
*awkward, bitter*
*hides hand in pocket*
*doesn't know what Horace was staring at*
*thinks she did wash her hands after tending to the sick*

*sighs*
*wishes you would say more*
*bitter awkward friendship*
*hates the silence*
*hates it*

*chuckles a little*
Wow a lion.....oh, television.
*small laugh, shakes head*
Well I suppose even the television is more exciting than a frog...
*Also still bitter and sad*
*though glad to have started a conversation, even if about frogs*

*looks down to hide smile*
*likes knowing he doesn't want to lose her*
*still sad and bitter though*
and I...well...
*doesn't want to say it*
What I'm trying to s....
*sighs*
*knows she should, since he did*
I wouldn't want to lose you either. *mumbling, looking down.*
*hates the sad, guilt, glum, bitter*

[BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS]

[ROFL forgot our brackets! I got caught up in the bitter lmao and I didn't even nearly lose either! *makes self trophy* ]

[HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN]

*glances up and watches you not look*
*sigh sigh sad sad*
*fidgets with suit jacket again*
*stares at sneakers*

*frets about not being able to think of anything to say*
*usually has lots of things to say*
*is thrown off by this and therefore extra awkward*
*taps foot just to make noise*
....*stops tapping*

*stares at his own moment for a moment*
....Er...
*shoves hands in pockets*
*pretends to be incredibly interested in sneakers*

*puffs cheeks out and makes funny faces*
*awkward awkward sad*
...*realizes he is making faces*
*stops*
*shifty eyes*

*stares at shoes*
*rubs the back of his neck awkwardly*
I dunno... Frog's are pretty interesting.
I used to have a frog when I was a kid; called him Hoppy.
I would watch him for hours, hopping around in his little habitat...
*glances up, smiles slightly*
I was a weird kid.
*still glum, but trying*

*looks up, surprised*
*grins for a moment before returning gaze to shoes*
...*thinks the appropriate response here would be a hug or some other friendly response*
*too tense and awkward and glum to do it*

[LOLIMH, I love you. *dead* *gives you a blue ribbon to go with your trophy* ... *gives slughorn's frog a trophy for being Slughorn's frog*]

[BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS]

*looks at you as you sigh, only to see you looking away*
*sighs also, then looks down once more*
*sad sad, bitter hiding more glum*

*awkward silence*
*doesn't dare say anything in case she brings up flies again*
*hates the quiet*
*hates the foot-tapping more*
*furrows brows
*glad he stopped*
*awkward silence again*

*follows gaze to sneakers*
*wonders why they are so much more interesting to look at than her*
*thinks they are old sneakers*
*remembers when Slughorn bought them...*
*thinks it was a Friday*
*shakes head*
*stops thinking about sneakers*
*awkward*

*looks back at you to see you making puffy cheeks*
*looks puzzled*
*finds it slightly amusing*
*looks away before you notice her looking*
*still awkward sad glum*

*runs hand through hair and ruffles it very slightly at the back before dropping it to her side*
*awkwardly...not seductively* (lolimh)
...Hoppy??
*bemused*
*resists mocking*
*thinks things good go very bitter very quickly if she did*
I don't know, I don't think it's weird....I actually think it's kind of sweet.
*still glum in the long run, but a little happy, if only for a moment*

*had a little eye contact*
*smiles back, before looking away also*
*secretly loves that particular Slughorn-grin*
*will be telling Phillis about it later*
*and the eye contact (like in friends)*
*but in a completely subtle and I did not enjoy it one bit way*
*still tense and awkward*
*glum for this*

[LOL remembered this time! AND I have been copying this the whole way through. and *accepts trophy* *makes you a

[BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS]

So the end totally got cut off....

Billie says too much....or rather does too much.

anyway...

brackets.

[LOL remembered this time! AND I have been copying this the whole way through. and *accepts trophy* *makes you a certificate* *thinks Hoppy earnt that trophy fair and square*]