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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 11, 2011 13:00:44 GMT -5
Oh yes; I'm quite glad it's not a secret. If it was, my life would be much more difficult.
*pretends to not notice frowning* Billie, darling, I am perfectly capable of going a day without making crude remarks. The thing is, if I were to stop making remarks, I wouldn't be able to say that your bitterness doesn't take away from the fact that you want me, but you can't admit it and swallow your pride. It's not that you don't want to; you're just incapable.
Addiction, perhaps; obsession, maybe; desire, definitely; but need for sex? I don't think so. I don't need it; I am just willing to acknowledge that I want it, unlike you. *creepybittercreepycreepybitter* [*DEAD*]
*shrug* If you say so, Bills. But just think how much happier you'd be if you'd let go of that self control and come upstairs with me. *wink* After all, Billie, look at me: I'm stable, together, I have a job which I love and I am completely in control. *grins* See? Happy. *points to grin*
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 11, 2011 13:04:33 GMT -5
*mutters* But mine would be a lot easier...
Swallow my pride? I have no pride to swallow. My mouth is empty of pride. Empty, empty, empty. *opens quickly and then shuts* Empty. And I really don't want you, I've been there before and I have no desire to go there again.
*snorts* Don't make me laugh, of course you need it. You are by far, the most desperate man I know. And if I did want sex, I would not go to you for it. My options are far greater than that, you know.
*hasn't stopped being bitter for almost 4 hours* Harr Harr, you are SO funny... You're really not as charming as you like to think you are.
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 11, 2011 13:08:04 GMT -5
Sorry, what was that? Couldn't hear you; you shouldn't mumble. *bitterbitter*
Oh? Your mouth is empty, is it? I could always change that. *ducks behind something large to avoid getting punched* No, darling, you don't want me so much as you need me. *stays behind large object* But go on, keep telling yourself otherwise.
*peers over large object* Oh really? Your options are far greater than that? Tell me then; if, hypothetically, you did want sex, who am I to believe that you would go to? *glowers* *is not bitter or jealous at all* *AT ALL*
You're right; I'm not as charming as I like to think I am. I'm even more charming than I like to think I am. But that's my cross to bear, not yours, Bills.
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 11, 2011 13:08:29 GMT -5
Nothing. I didn't say anything. *alsobitterbitter*
Yeah, you better hide! It's good to know you're not stupid as well as rude, inappropriate, bitter, pig-headed.... Should I continue? And I do NOT need you. I understand why you would think so, because you desperately want me to to need you. But that was a long time ago, and now. Now I need nothing from you. *more bitter*
*Moves around the object to face you* There are plenty of people I could go to. Don't act like you haven't noticed, I'm an attractive lady and it would only be too easy for me to go out and find someone. *detects jealousy* *is smug for this*
Horace, dear. Sometimes I worry that if your head got any bigger, it would explode.
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 11, 2011 13:10:48 GMT -5
*skeptical* Riiight. I'm sure.
Rude, inappropriate and pig-headed, yes. But I am not bitter. What do I have to be bitter about? My life is just how I want it! *twitch* *bitterbitter some more*
*yawn* Yes. You don't need me at all. That's why you're still here, putting up with me when I so obviously offend you. *glower* *bitterbitter*
You've not answered my question though, Bills. Yes, you're an attractive woman and I'm sure you could 'go out and find someone.' But you sound like you have several people in mind. So tell me; who? *smothers jealousy* *glowers some more*
Yes, sometimes I worry that, too; but not about my head. *creepy grin*
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 11, 2011 13:16:37 GMT -5
Don't you right I'm sure me! I know if I have said something or not. Sometimes people can mutter nonsense under their breath. *lies*
Who are you trying to convince here? You or me? Either way, you're doing a poor job at it. *scowls*
Trust me, I don't need you at all. I just hoped we could act like reponsible adults for once. But clearly, that's another thing you are incapable of. If you want me to leave, I could leave right now. *bitter builds up*
I don't need to answer your question, because it's none of your business. And it will never be any of your business. Not now. Not ever. *brims with bitterness*
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 11, 2011 13:19:42 GMT -5
I'll right-I'm-sure you if I damn well want to! I know when I've heard something! *bitter sulking*
Well, I'd be hurt by that, but according to you I do a poor job at just about everything. So I think I'll manage to move on. *more bitter sulking*
*bitterbitterbitterbitter* Oh, yeah? Tell me, what else am I incapable of? Feeling? Loving? What other cliches are you going to throw at me, Billie, huh? *blink* *mumbles* I didn't say I wanted you to leave... *bitterbitterbitter* But go if that's what you want! I don't need you here!
*rolls eyes* Yes, it's none of my business who you would want to sleep with, but you're sooo offended by the fact that I'm open about who I sleep with. Well, you don't get to be offended, Bills. You know why? Because my sex life is none of your business. And it never will be. Not now; not ever. *bitterbitterbitterBITTER*
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 11, 2011 13:21:32 GMT -5
Why are we even talking about this? *folds arms* Why do we always have to argue over these stupid little things? Why can't we ever have a pleasant conversation?
Well it's not my fault you don't ever bother to try and prove me wrong. *sulks bitterly*
*holds head in hands and sighs* You know, I don't remember you ever being this cold. *moves head from hands--bitter* I'm sorry, can you repeat that? Because it sounded an awful lot like you don't want me to go? So come on, which is it? One minute you're saying I should go and then the next I should stay. You'll have to tell me, because I really don't know what you want. *bitter bitter annoyed bitter* Look, I know you don't need me. That much has awlays been clear. *more bitter*
*mocks you rolling your eyes* Can you stop using my words against me please? If you're going to say something, at least think of it on your own. *could not be more bitter*
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 11, 2011 13:25:10 GMT -5
We can't have a pleasant conversation, because you are determined to make everything I say unpleasant! I can't help that. You know how I am, you ought to accept it. *bitter-sulk-sulk-bitter*
Oh? And would it make a difference if I did? Because I have a sneaking suspicion you'd say I did that poorly, too. *folds arms and glowers bitterly*
Ha! *leans forward* That's because I never was this cold. But you know what, Billie? I give back exactly what I get. *glowers*
*bitterbitterbitter* There's nothing to repeat. I want you to do what ever the bloody hell you want, not that I know what that is! You're here, but you seem to hate it and me, so I just don't understand why you stay! *more bitter* Yes, well, what's clear to you isn't always what's clear to everyone else, Bills. *glowers at the wall* *continues being bitter*
Well, when you stop saying such stupid things, I'll stop using your words against you! How's that? *bitter bitter bitter angry bitter hateful bitter*
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 11, 2011 13:25:33 GMT -5
Oh, so suddenly its all my fault now!? That's how it is? All on me and you're going to take none of the blame? *folds arms tighter this time* *bitter*
I make everything you say unpleasant, I always put you down. Because you never once provoked me, you never once did anything to actually deserve it? Oh no wait, that's my fault again because I know what you're like. *frustratedBITTER*
Of course...I'm the one who made you like this, And I'm the one thats cold? *laughs coldly* I really should have seen that one coming.
*huffs and sits down* Well I don't even know what I want to do. Sometimes I think I should just...but then I don't I...And then... *confused bitter sigh* I really just don't know.
*glares* Well my words can't be that stupid if they're good enough for you to use against me. I must be making a point somewhere for you to turn it back on me. *bitter bitter annoyed bitter confused bitter angry but mainly bitter*
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 11, 2011 13:27:56 GMT -5
Oh, so you'd rather I say it's all my fault for being myself? I haven't done anything I don't always do, but you turned all of it around on me. Everything I said was negative to you, so yeah, I should say it's your fault. But look, I'm not making any crude remarks! Guess I proved you wrong, didn't I, Bills? I do have some self control! *clenches fists* *bitter*
I treat you like a sex object, I am a pig, I am the most desperate man you've ever met. I think if I provoked you, then you provoked me right back, Bills! Was I supposed to just sit there and take that? Or were you trying to make me snap? 'Cause if you were, then guess what? It worked. *shoves clenched fists in pockets* *stares at the wall* *frustratedbitterfrustratedbitterbitterbitter*
Yeah, you should have seen that one coming. I'm so damn predictable, aren't I? *sulkyBITTER*
*continues staring at the wall* Neither do I, Billie. How 'bout you let me know when you figure it out? *morefrustratedbitter*
Oh, yeah, you make your point, Bills. I get it loud and clear. I disgust you. You hate everything I say. You don't need me, nor do you particularly want anything to do with me. I get it. *bitter hurt angry bitter frustrated but also mostly bitter*
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 11, 2011 13:29:09 GMT -5
I'm not trying to say it's all your fault, you're just twisting my words. I'm just trying to tell you that it can't all be my fault. This can't be one-sided, you have to take some of the blame too. *BITTER* *monotone* Great, good for you. Why don't you go throw a party to celebrate? *Unamused. Bitter.*
*sighs, looking up to the sky, then looks back down again.* ... Like I've been trying to tell you, I never said it was just you. *sighsighsgh* Oh My God. Are you actually kidding me? *bitter laugh* I was trying to make you snap? You were the one saying inappropriate joke after crude comment. Yeah, and I get it. That's who you are and I'm not trying to change you, I swear I'm not; But you couldn't have toned it down just a little bit? You could see it was geting too me. Was there absolutely nothing else we could have talked about, or is all you speak about is sex? 'Cause it seems like you can have a normal conversation with just about everyone else. *bitter anger frustration bitter*
*scoffs* Just do me a favour, grow up would you?
*fed up, bitter*
Damn it. Are you even going to look at me when I'm speaking to you? *annoyed bitter bitterbitter*
When did I ever say that!? Are you even listening to me anymore, or are you just making up my part of the conversation as you go along? *VERY BITTER*
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 11, 2011 13:30:29 GMT -5
sighs* I don't have to do anything. *holds head in hands and rubs temples* *laughs bitterly* I'm not exactly in the celebrating mood. *tiredbitterbittertired*
*looks up and stares at the wall some more* What do you want me to talk about, Billie? The weather? Isn't it great we're having it lately? It's so weathery! *curses quietly* It's not as if you offered up a different subject, is it? You just continued to call me a pig. *sighs, drops head back into hands* And yeah, fine, I could have changed the subject, I realize that, but damn it... *trails off, shaking head* *mumbles to self* You're not exactly 'everyone else,' Billie... *bitter bitter frustrated bitter*
*laughs coldly* I'm pretty sure I'm all grown up and acting the way anyone else would, Billie. So don't you tell me to grow up. *swears under breath*
*bitter bitter bitter bitter angry bitter*
*deliberately avoids making eye contact* *bitter pissy bitter fed up*
God, Billie! You don't have to say it! I'm not stupid! I can see it! Yeah, I'm bloody listening and it's kind of hard to miss when nearly every other word out of your mouth is an insult! *slumps* *stares at the ground instead of the floor* *bitter tired bitter bitter bitter bitter BITTER*
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Post by BILLIE JEAN TYLER POISONS KIDS on May 11, 2011 13:30:57 GMT -5
No, you're right. You don't have to do anything at all. *exhausted bitter* Why should you take any blame? Why should you admit that it was the both of us, When clearly it was just me? *stands up and holds hands up in surrender* It was me, I screwed up; it was all my fault. You done absolutely nothing wrong. I'm cold, I'm bitter, I'm all the things you said about me. *bitter bitter tired fed up bitter broken bitter*
I don't know, anything. We used to be able to talk. *leans onto a wall* *bitter sad bitter* I agree, I could have tried to change the subject more; but it's no good you keep pointing the finger at me when I've already said I'm to blame. It's getting us no where. *rests head on wall, closes eyes briefly, opens...bitter* Well maybe I want to be like everyone else. I don't want you to treat me any different...
*sigh sigh, bitter sigh*
And don't worry, I won't! I won't tell you anything anymore.... Jeez, you still can't even look at me, can you? *bitter annoyed fed up bitter*
How the hell are we supposed to solve anything if you won't even look at me!? *turns your face to look at me*
Look, I don't hate you. I mean....how could I? *be's the one to look away* I guess it...*murmers* It's just easier to insult you. *twiddles thumbs...bitter bitter upset bitter*
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Post by HORACE JOHN SLUGHORN on May 11, 2011 13:31:45 GMT -5
*looks up briefly and then away again* Look, I... I didn't mean... You're not... *sighbitterbittersighsighbitter* *mumbles quietly to self*
We used to be a lot of things, Bills. But things change. *closes eyes, sighs, bitter bitter bitter* *looks up, raises one eyebrow* *whispers* Not bloody likely. You're not like everyone else.
*muttermutterbitterbitter* *avoids making eye contact again*
*is turned to look at you* *frowns* *bitter bitter sad bitter sad sad sad*
*attempts to lighten the mood* ...Yeah, how could you hate me? I'm Slughorn. Ha, ha, ha... *realizes this isn't working* *sigh* *blink blink* *doesn't know what to say to this* Billie, I... *sighsighbitterbitter* *shakes head* I don't want to fight anymore. I'm sorry, Bills. *goes back to staring at the wall*
[*dead* Poor Slughorn and Billie. Poor bitter, sad Slughorn and Billie. At least Slughorn isn't being mean anymore?]
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